Englund and his buddies get Dee Snider because they’re all like “WE’RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT…NO, WE AIN’T GONNA TAKE IT” and they lynch Dee Snider, which I’m sure we have all thought of doing before.
#STRANGELAND 2 MOVIE MOVIE#
It’s like that movie where the pedophile was killed by citizens and he started wearing sweaters and razor hands…but different. DOESN’T FUCKING WORK THAT WAY, DEE! Robert Englund shows up, playing a concerned citizen exacting his own brand of revenge.
After his rehabilitation, he is released into the general population, and uses makeup on his face tattoos to appear as less of a psycho. Ya know how I know he’s a psycho? He has face tattoos. WE’RE ONLY HALFWAY THROUGH THIS PIECE OF SHIT MADNESS. I don’t remember everything that follows, except the eventually catch the guy and send him to a mental institution. This leads the detectives to some wacky rave freakshow with black lights and glow sticks and piercings and “heavy metal” and all the typical bullshit that Hollywood thinks is edgy and scary and weird.
#STRANGELAND 2 MOVIE DRIVER#
The tow truck driver says something along the lines of “WOW I KNOW WHAT THAT IS AND IT’S USED WITH NOSE PIERCINGS WOW I’M COOL I HAVE TATTOOS!’. He finds her car in a river and noticed some weird piece of metal in the trunk. Her father happens to be a cop investigating the case. I decide to instead type in “I hate Wolfgang” and this was the result. How could going to a party you were just invited to by a stranger on the internet be a bad thing?!Įvery Google image result was a picture of Dee Snider. This results in a random person inviting her to a party, and obviously she goes. There are maybe 20 people in the chatroom, and she is explaining to her friend how the social networking chatroom works. The movies opens with Linda Cardellini, yes I mean Velma from the recent Scooby Doo movies, using a chatroom.
I’ll discuss that a little bit more in a second.įace tattoos AND facial piercings?! How could he be anything BUT a psycho! More specifically, it’s like using an “internet cafe” at your local mall, which happens to be near a Hot Topic. Have you ever seen the movie The Net? Kind of like that movie, where the internet was just some concept, and it was hard to grasp what exactly was going on other than fear of the internet. I meant the kind of scary when people didn’t know it’s capacity and limit to information. And I get scared of being violated when trying to find a free, non-urine covered couch on Craigslist.
#STRANGELAND 2 MOVIE HOW TO#
I mean, I still get confused trying to figure out how to make more space between the pictures and the captions. Remember back when the internet was a scary and confusing place? I’m not saying it’s not a scary and confusing place now.
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